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Tavis reminds you of some of his perennial concerns:


We should give Texas back to Mexico. Mexico becomes richer. Mexicans gain less of a reason to attempt to gain illegal entrance in the USA. Capital punishment rates drop drastically in the US, giving Europe less reason to call us barbaric and compare us to Iran and (oh no!) China. We never have to deal with another president from Texas, who, the record will show, like spending far too much money and getting us into pointless wars overseas. Everybody but rich, white Texans and Republicans win. Who could disagree with such a lovely plan?

Also, idiots should be killed or moved to Texas.
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  1. Anonymous11/12/2006 3:50 AM

    i have a t-shirt that says "i'd rather go to hell than texas", and i didn't buy it 'cuz it was an untrue statement, that's for damn sure. so, i basically agree with that statement.

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