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Walking around campus today, I was overtaken by a guy, maybe 19 years old, wearing a white hooded sweatshirt, nondescript black jeans, and a pair of sneakers talking on his cell phone:

"I can't believe you borrowed the Corvette to go shopping. ... Taking it out for a drive is one thing, but to Costco? ... No. It's not. Sunday is the driving day. The Corvette is for driving around in on Sundays. ... I can't even imagine what all the guys must have thought watching you drive the Corvette to a Costco."

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  1. Anonymous7/07/2005 6:01 PM

    I'm appalled that you go to a college where people think a Chevrolet would impress anyone at Costco. I always pictured you as too blue state for being in that kind of place, Tavis.

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  2. Unknown7/07/2005 6:52 PM

    Hey, we've got materialistic yet tasteless capitalist pigs here, too. We value our cultural diversity, after all.

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